Remember the first time I saw your face?
And you were smiling across the park?
It’s an image that stayed with me for eight years
And kept my heart in the dark
Remember the first time we met?
And you punched me in the head?
I don’t remember why you did that to me
But I thought of you in bed
Remember the first time we kissed?
And how the next moment I was alone?
I never quite recovered from that until
I made you cum on the phone
Remember the first time I told you I loved you?
And you laughed and gave me a kiss?
I had to get so drunk to say it again
It’s a chance I could not miss
Remember when I asked you to marry me?
And you cried and said yes?
I have never been so afraid in my life
Without you my heart’s a mess
Remember how we said it was forever?
And we’d never spend a night apart?
But now my heart will forever be empty
I should have known from the start.
Remember how I found you?
The two of you in our room?
I didn’t think you could ever destroy me
Now I’ll never be your groom