Growing Up

When I was fourteen

It was eight cans of beer

And one shot of vodka

That left me sick

When I was sixteen

It was Jack on the rocks

For six straight hours

That caused me to empty

When I was eighteen

I mixed liquor with

Three shared spliffs

And passed out

When I was twenty-two,

I had a bottle of vodka

And off I went

I didn’t want to grow up.


About Greg Moss

25 year old English and Media Graduate based in Manchester, UK. Contact me at:
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1 Response to Growing Up

  1. Ah, vodka or whiskey, always my choice.

    When I was 20 it was Sake bombs, too many to count, that cleaned me out and left me passed out under the Space Needle in Seattle.

    Haha, good times!

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