The Breakfast Club

Whisky is a funny friend

It provides you with a companion

But burns your throat, and your wallet

Vodka is a funny friend

It takes away all of your pain,

But you wake up, alone again.

Gin is a funny friend

It can make you the belle of the ball

But then you realise this song isn’t about you, afterall.

Wine is a funny friend

It imparts on you unforeseen intellect

But it doesn’t bother to tell you when you’re about to be sick

Beer is a funny friend

It allows you to socialise

But you get home and know, you’re not one of the guys.

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About Greg Moss

25 year old English and Media Graduate based in Manchester, UK. Contact me at: literatureandlethargy@gmail.com
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One Response to The Breakfast Club

  1. miss stilletto is the vodka girl by choice lol great post indeed.

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